Monday, July 26, 2010

Catching Fireflies in the Rice Fields of Oita



Sachie-chan was nice enough to invite all of us back to her parents’ home in Oita Prefecture.  Oita is a part of Kyushu I have yet to visit before this trip and it was a very nice treat to spend a little time in the countryside part of Japan.  Best of all she said that this was the perfect season for seeing fireflies!
Getting There
We had agreed to meet in downtown at 12 to catch a bus to Oita but we had all partied the whole night before and everybody was either exhausted, nursing a hangover or still drunk.  Combine this with getting Axel, Baptiste, Jonathan and me together, out the door, to the train to Tenjin all before noon and you have one hell of a time.  We make it to Tenjin station just in time to be greeted by a spritely young Japanese girl who walked straight up to Baptiste and started giving him directions for getting tickets.  We were confused until we realized how much this girl looked like Sachie and realized it was her younger sister, Tomoe.


 
The Sagara Women
Sachie’s parents picked us up from the bus stop and we enjoyed a nice scenic drive through the huge open rice plains and endlessly tall pine and evergreen trees that reminded me of drives through Lake Tahoe.  The most striking thing that we soon realized was how alike all of the Sagara women were.  On the self built property of Sachie’s home, there were 3 generations of Sagara women living together.  The grandmother is a small and frail woman hunched over from years of hard work in the fields.  Sachie’s mother has exactly the same bright smile as Sachie and Tomoe.  And last but not least, her father stands on the side stoic and mostly silent.  He seems to be the strict and powerful leader of the family who only speaks when necessary.  



Little House on the Prairie
The log-cabin style home was a pleasant surprise nestled in the Japanese countryside.  Designed and built by Sachie’s father, this home was inspired by none other than the old 70’s American television show, The Little House on the Prairie.  Ironically, mixing American log cabins and Japanese construction equals something that resembles a German house, says Jonathan.  The house was small, quaint, simple and cozy with interlocking wood logs and rounded doorways.  Inside there are classic American style bedrooms and also a multipurpose living room with tatami mats that can be opened up to create a larger space or closed to become a bedroom.  Outside, we picked onions and potatoes out of the small garden beside the house.  There’s no existence as pure as actually living off the land.  I’d like a small garden of my own some day.  I think it’s a rewarding and self fulfilling hobby.  


 See the Resemblance?
Home Grown Food Pwns Trader Joes


The Land of Oita
I’ve always been and will always be a city slicker.  I simply enjoy modern conveniences, a bug-less environment and concrete too much to ever live in the countryside, but I must say visiting the countryside is really quite a nice.  What Oita lacks in loud obnoxious pachinko parlors and congested city streets, it makes up for tenfold in sweeping green hills, pockets of green forests and picturesque postcard worthy moments. 
 Cloudy Day in Oita

Wall of Trees
Follow the Leader
 
Sachie Ventures Forth
 
Mushroom Farm

 Worn Path
 
Tomoe Enters
Dew Drops
Moss Wall

Dog Takes Human for a Walk

View from Front Porch

And rest assured that If you somehow get sick of the constant idyllic landscapes you can always enjoy one of the many famous onsens (hot springs) or admire the occasional scrap metal sculpture of Godzilla.  

Thought I was Kidding About Godzilla?
 I Wasn't


Catching My First Firefly
There’s something iconic about the image of catching a firefly.  For me, it conjures up images of a time far simpler than the modern quick paced lives we’re used to living.  Where nature provides the only illumination at night and you can capture a piece of the magic in the palm of your hand.  Anybody who knows me at all knows I’m not a particularly big fan of insects, but for fireflies I can make an exception.  They maybe some of the most mesmerizing and fascinating bugs I’ve ever seen.  They fly slowly with no real course, wildly changing directions and with no inherent goal.  They are surprisingly easy to catch and I even had a few fly right into me as if they wanted to be caught.  Jonathan started to collect them in his front shirt pocket and even gave them individual names.  He insisted his new pets have their own identities.  The fireflies would strobe on and off as if they had built in dimmer switches that were slowly being pushed up and down.  Each one has their own internal beat, but when you put them together, they automatically sync to each others’ rhythm.  That’s why off in the distance deep in the woods, there are just hundreds, maybe thousands of little green lights flashing on and off in unison.  Nature is so amazingly organized.
 The Best Picture I Could Manage - Not Even Close to Real Life Though

Japanese Hospitality
The Sagara family really took great care of us.  Besides giving us a place to stay, they cooked us a delicious barbeque dinner, explained to us a bit of history and gave us a tour of their homes, walked us around the extensive grounds of their property and even taught us to make our own breakfast donuts.  At night, Baptiste and I shared one of countless bro moments watching the stars and philosophizing about the universe before Sachie, Axel and Jonathan ambushed us with wet wads of paper.  I ran right by them trying to catch them but was lost in the pure darkness.  The only light coming from the single house on the hill, everything in the distance was black.  No neighbors to be seen or heard of.  I enjoyed every moment of the breathtaking scenery and was more impressed by the bamboo forest in their backyard than the one I visited in Arashiyama, Kyoto.  It was an absolute pleasure to spend some time with such a kind and wholesome family and I can’t thank them enough for their gift.  ありがとう ございます!

 Tomoe and Kone (Neko = Cat)

 Rasta in Oita

 Breakfast as One Big Happy Family

From Above

No Japanese Home is Complete Without a Small Totoro Collection 

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Fighting Express 2010



An annual exhibition of mental and physical prowess, Fighting Express 2010 is a wrestling show put on by students of the Pro Wrestling Club every year at Kyushu University, Ohashi Campus.  The students do a fantastic job of organizing the entire event, from building the stage out of plastic crates, to designing introduction movies and skits, making their own custom costumes and running the lighting and music.  There is also a panel of “judges” who are mostly there for comedic relief and openly spout vulgarities and perverse remarks.  This is not so strange except for the fact the panel of judges are made up of University professors who see and interact with students every day.  

The skits (I am told) are filled with inside jokes that seem to be understood by the entire student body save the foreign students.  But even being completely out of the loop, I still appreciate how professionally everything was done.  



The Costumes
Sometimes, they were recognizable characters like Pikachu and Bomberman, and sometimes the costumes were completely indecipherable.  For example, there was one guy with just a big floppy headdress, a sniper with a bad nose job, a giant guy in what appeared to be a diaper, a Mexican wrestler, two minion bombs of Bomberman and a large assortment of scantily clad wrestlers.  The match would usually include a duo of wrestlers on each side and some sort of 2 versus 2 tap type of wrestling match would take place.  The rules and official point of the match would get a little muddled since everything was obviously preplanned and staged anyway.  But at least unlike American wrestling, this is so obvious they just admit to it.
 Pikachu Twirls Big Floppy Head Guy

 Bomberman and his Bomb Minions

 Sniper with a Bad Nose Job
 
The Fighting
Even though the show mostly revolves around comedy, this does not detract from the actual athletic ability of the wrestlers.  The fighting is ironically quite real at some points, with loud slaps ringing and resounding off the bare chests of the guys on stage.  Also there were some very impressive acrobatics performed by some very large guys including jumps off ropes and posts, flips and twists, grabs and spins that would involve a guy standing straight up and lifting another guy upside down into the air.  Like so…
 OR...



The performers obviously take this show very seriously.  They have to all be very aware of what they are doing in order to avoid injury to themselves or injuring others.  Afterwards, I realized just how real some of the fighting was when I saw some friends who performed after the show; their whole bodies were red from real slaps, and bruised all over from real falls.  Despite being black and blue, they were all in good spirits and thanked us all for coming.  What good sports.
 Hamachan Kicking Butt and Taking Names

I Want Sweet Pants like That

 My Regret
If I had to do one thing different I would have liked to participate in this instead of just watching it.  Baptiste and Ai-chan had mentioned doing it, but only briefly and we never seriously considered joining the club.  But I think it would have been really nice to do a 2v2 gaijin battle.  The whole time, I was imagining what crazy fake personas we would have each assimilated.  Too bad we missed our chance.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My First Baseball Game in Japan







 Stadium Panorama

I’ve seen baseball games before.  Why, I’m not sure.  I think it’s one of the most boring sports in the world (second only to golf).  Mostly it was because my Dad got free tickets and they were very good seats.  Like dugout private box seats that came with free caps and all the hot dogs you could eat.  I kind of watched the game in between putting the third cap on my head and eating my 7th hot dog.  But actually baseball in Japan is kind of fun (even without totally awesome tickets).











Go America!
 
In fact, the first game I watched in Japan, we actually got the very worst seats in the house.  How bad you ask?  Well, we didn’t have seats, we just stood in the very back of the stadium.  With our back to the walls, we peered down the aisles of screaming crowds while dodging the waving banners and flags of the crazed self designated fan groups.    














Previously Stated Flag Dodging

How We Ended Up in the Nosebleeds
We arrived about 15 minutes before the game started hoping there would still be some cheap tickets left (about $20 USD), but the only tickets that were left at the box office was nearly twice that price (around $40 USD) and none of us were willing to pay that much.  So we decided what any reasonable sport event go-er does in such a situation, we bought scalped tickets.  We were a group of 5 foreigners and 1 Japanese guy trying to haggle for six tickets.  He gave us a price of 3000 Yen (about $30) for each ticket, but after Baptiste spoke up and shocked the scalper, he realized he understood everything that he had been saying in Japanese and immediately pushed the price down to 2500 Yen.  Nice one Baptiste.










Our "Seats"

One Small Problem
We had bought tickets without thinking of asking what team they were for.  We accidentally ended up on the opposing teams’ side amidst thousands of fanatic Osaka Tigers fans.  Luckily none of us was sporting any sort of official Fukuoka Hawk’s gear.  Osaka fans are notorious for being some of the craziest fans in Japan and I’m not sure how long we would have made it if we would have worn some Hawks jerseys.  The ironic turn of events led us to not only to watching from the opposite side of the stadium but also eventually just cheering for the Tigers.  We got caught up in the fury and enthusiasm of the Osaka fans.  Eventually, we were high-fiving fellow Tiger fans, we let off celebratory balloons with the crowd and enjoyed the game from a different perspective.  We even cheered when the Hawk’s lost.














Crazed Fan #1



 Crazed Fan #2  (accompanied by giant stuffed tiger)














 Crazed Fan #3 (head to toe tiger gear ensemble)














 Crazed Fan #4 (and matching son)










 Crazed Fan #5 (not so crazy actually)

The Seventh Inning (Phallic) Balloon Release
Sometimes the jokes about Japan are so obvious and easy, I wonder if they know how funny some of the things they do are for a foreigner.  It’s just too easy sometimes.  I mean do they see the jokes that can be made? 
 













Let My Very Mature Friends Help Demonstrate

During the seventh inning of every game, there is a tradition where everyone blows these balloons that extend to about four or five feet long with a bulbous protrusion at the tip.  Everybody in the stadium is holding at least one if not two of these balloons and all release them at the same time.  The balloons have a special valve at the end which whistles when air is expelled out from the balloon.  So the whole stadium is filled with huge whistling sperm-like giant condom looking balloons wildly swimming through the air around the beginning of the seventh inning.  It’s an interesting sight to see. 











Wooooooooo!










Wheeeeeee!

Bad Parenting
I’m not saying that I presume to know anything at all about being a parent.  But there’s one thing that seems apparent to me, that some people should either be more responsible, or just not have kids at all.  This harsh but fair opinion comes from watching the game near the back of the stadium where there are a legion of self appointed, but very official looking Osaka Tiger fans waving large banner and pounding rehearsed rhythms on large handheld drums.  The drumming is so loud that I was standing above them, with the sound directed downward away from me and I still found it a little painfully loud.  There was one guy however who was standing directing one row below one of the said loud drummers.  With the opening of the drum facing downwards, the sound concentrated in a column of unrelenting booming constantly bombarding the eardrums of any unfortunately soul caught beneath it.  And over this man’s shoulders was his toddler son who will now almost surely grow up near-deaf wondering why this happened to him.  Bad Dad.
 
























 Bad


In general I enjoyed the baseball game.  I might not go again, but it was fun taking some pictures, experiencing for ourselves the love that Japan has for baseball and all for a pretty cheap price.  Baseball game – check.